Random shit

Just read this article about astrologists discovering a planet which is might be habitable. Read the post here, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-16040655

After reading it, I just had this thought that we are not originally from this planet earth. Possibly, the first generation on earth migrated from their planet as well. They came here with their knowledge and logic about their previous planet and found that they cant apply any of them here on earth and became insane or died because they cant accept the logic of this planet, earth. They remaining ones resort to their primal instincts and forgot about reason. They lived like that for awhile and that was when they start to understand the planet earth little by little, discovering fire, steam engine, so on so forth until today. Now that the human race has achieved knowledge and exploited the earth, the planet earth is dying and probably someday not suitable anymore to be lived in. Then we go in search of another planet like earth. One day we might go there and so, repeat what we have done here on earth.

This shit can be made into a movie! Steven Spielberg! It's your queue!

korean girls' group fever

First, it was SNSD (Girls Generation) - Gee

Next, was After School - Because of you

Now, T-ara - Bo peep bo peep xD

Angel

Today is the last day of SUKMA. Johor won both the men basketball and women basketball.

And just now, in the stadium, I saw an angel. All the while I have describe girls as just pretty, beautiful, or cute. She, was in a league of her own, an angel. When I saw her, my jaw drop and I was stunned at the same time mesmerize by her beauty. She have all the features I deem as perfect. Well, nowadays girls like to wear body fitting clothes so, I got to see her figure. Face (including eyes, mouth, nose, ears, her cheeks), tick; hair (ponytail, shining black), tick; body shape (emm....emmmmm), tick; legs (wow), tick; skin, tick. Since I labeled her as an angel already....DEFINITELY ALL TICKS! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh~~~~~~ xD

The other day

Two days ago, I called for a plumber to come take a look at a pipe, sewage pipe the one that is at the ceiling in the apartment bathroom. The reason is due to some leakage from a cap on the piping and that leaking fluid coming down...stinks like dried pee that has been left for weeks! Damn the stench. So this plumber came over at about 6pm that day.

He spoke very politely to me but he spoke in mandarin so a few stuff I have to guess. haha. Anyway, he got to work by looking at the cap then proceed to taping and changing it. Before that, he saw another leakage from the tank for the toilet bowl into the toilet bowl. Then he asked me how much our water bill was and said that the fault lies in this leak into the toilet bowl. So after replacing the cap he proceed to look at the tank of the toilet bowl. When he looked at the stuff he wasnt sure how to remove the pump. After analyzing, he asked his Indon worker to get him his tool, a plier of some kind. When his worker returned, he returned with a handful of tools. The plumber cursed and scolded him asking what was the extra stuff for. Then the plumber asked his worker to get him a particular tools he called, "kiap zi". There was like four tools on the floor, so the worker, not knowing what the hell was his boss referring to, tried to guess which tool his boss wanted by holding on to one of them. The boss cursed again and scolded him and proceed to point on the tool he was referring to. After that drama, the plumber managed to remove the pump and then tried to figure out how it works. After removing this and that he got to the washer (seems like almost everything to do with leaking can be solved by changing the washer or applying the white tape on the groove of the threads for fastening eg. the cap just now). He removed the washer and cursed again saying, "kaninna pukimak caucibai, not the correct washer also can simply put in here.........jialat lo, dont have this type of washer". He went into deep thoughts and finally went back down to his vehicle to see if any alternative is available.

Meanwhile, I spoke to his worker and found out that he has been here since 1981 when he was 18 years old. Now of course, he doesnt have a proper working permit. He added that back in those days, if he saw a police officer, the police officer will just ask him to "jalan baik-baik" (walk properly) but now....(he smiled while gesturing his hand like someone asking for money). He said usually they ask for RM500 but after negotiation, probably it can be reduced to RM200-RM100.

Enough with that, the plumber came back with I think the same washer and tried to bend it a bit here and there so that the washer can sort of better block the flow of water. He struggled while trying to put back the pump into one piece. Seems like he hasnt deal with this type of pump before (the pump where you push the button down and it flushes the toilet. Most of the older pumps are the ones where you need to pull or apply torque on the lever). After clumsily attaching it back, he fixed the pump back into the tank. Surprisingly, it managed to stop the leakage and I bet he sighed a big relieve after managing to solve the problem by a fluke. He left soon after.

I went to took a bath after that in that bathroom, and found out that the toilet leaked again after I flushed it. I went WTF and opened the cover of the tank to look at it. After pulling this and that, here and there, I found out the plumber didnt attach the pump back properly. I can pull the whole pump out just like that! haha...nonsense. By looking at how he removed the pump just now, I got an idea on how it was supposed to go and unscrew this and that and managed to put the pump back together, properly this time, and it doesnt leak anymore! haha...wonderful, I thought. I closed the tank back and proceed bathe with a happy smile on my face.

The thing is, the plumber reminds me of my previous boss (placing tiles on floors and walls) I worked with when I was in Form 4. Both cursed almost the same way. Once they curse, it goes on for 3, 4, maybe 5 words not like what I normally use (fuck, damn, shit). Theirs are like macibai puki lanjiao etc etc. Seriously holy shit and I guess its already normal for them cause they do it subconsciously. Whenever shit turns up, they just shoot it out. Another similarity is the politeness they omit when speaking with clients but the harshness when speaking with their own workers. Last time, I only worked for 2 months and 2 weeks and I felt so glad when I finally finished working. It can be very demoralizing when you get scolded everyday like you are a piece of trash. The worker is where the channel their frustrations to, and where do their worker channel their frustrations? In this time, the phrase ignorance is bliss takes place. Of course you dont turn a deaf ear to everything that is said. Ignore the rude words and find the meaning behind why are you getting scolded so that you try not to be scolded again.

Woah, type damn lot of stuff already. Gotta go back to studying for my test tomorrow afternoon. Adios.

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Ta ma de

Today I did some research on the 8051 microprocessor chip on how to assemble it. While searching, I came across some online articles and online books also but the pages were not complete due to copyright stuff I think. Then I came across something in rapidshare. The file says 8051 part 1 and part 2. Part 1 was 200 MB and part 2 was 140 MB. So, I spent about 3 hours plus to download them thinking they were gonna combine and be a soft copy of a book about 8051 (they're in rar files). When I extracted them, something was weird. It wasnt a pdf file, instead a real player file. I double-clicked it and guess what.....it was prOn!!!

I check it out a little and it was.....*ehem ehem*

back to the point...the bloody bugger who uploaded it, is an ass. Why cant he upload it with other names? Why must it be "8051". Deng...

Nice one ang moh lang

Today I was supposed to go KL to meet a dermatologist so that he can look at my face and find a solution for it. After driving there, there was a notice on his door saying, "we wont be open from 14/10/09 to 24/10/09. We will be open on 26/10/09". All the way there and this...=.=

So instead we went to Hai-O so that my mom could get some health products and on the way there I saw this ang moh wearing this T-shirt that goes, "Blowjob is better than No job". Nice one man...no one local would dare wear so a thing.

After that, we stop by Petaling Street to have the famous corner stall longan drink. My cup had lots of longan but my mom's didnt and she complained no longan in her drink. When I offer she decline...haha...Then I saw another ang moh sitting there drinking beer (there got lots of ang moh drinking beer), as I pass him by, a lady from the opposite direction also passed by. Then the ang moh said, "Excuse me! Excuse me!" When the lady turn around he raised his right hand and said, "High five? High five?". The lady played along and gave him a high five. Haha...super cool. Of course you can guess the lady was hot, if not I dont think he will ask for a high five xD

Broke on a rainy day

The day before, it was raining cats and dogs for almost the whole evening till late at night. Having just RM 1.60 left in my wallet, my housemate and I resulted to some self-cooking. With just 4 ingredients, this is what we made

Mihun with ham, 2 Maggi Tom Yam cubes and WATER!

Eat until full...xD Also had a cup of Milo ;)

I am a man?!

See this...Wanna know how I got it?

It's all here...click

Aih...pain...

Puasa till like that?

I was on my way to campus when I saw this...

When I saw the car like that, the driver (the woman standing there) was still in the car. The funny thing was that she was trying to reverse back to the road WITH 3 WHEELS touching the ground. I went like WTH WTH. There is actually a drain in between the land and the road and she was trying to reverse...the car seemed like it wanted to overturn everytime she tried reversing. Finally she gave up...Thank goodness!

After confirming its safe, I approached the car from the left side of the window and knocked on it. I signalled to the driver whether she was okay (the thumb and pointing finger touching together with the 3 other fingers pointing upwards gesture) She just nodded and continued on her phone talking to someone.

Then came 3 International Students. One of them went to the driver side and asked her to come out. Awhile after that, more people poured in on the scene and that is when I took the picture and left the scene. She is fine and she got more than enough help to get her car out of there and I got a class to attend.

Judging by the way she reacted, I think it was her own clumsiness. Most probably she dozed off an went up the side of the road. Tired people should not never drive!

Hello from Japan (Mr. Beh Siao Lin)

"Hello from Japan! :
Dear students,
I have safely reached Japan, and attached is a picture as my greeting to all of you.
Back to fluid mechanics assignment matters: some students have not done the lucky draw. So these students have to submit all 10 questions on the date of submission.
Till then, take care. "

He (my lecturer) freaking uploaded this in MMLS, MMU's Multimedia Learning System where you download learning stuffs from...

After reading this I was like....WTH! Are you trying to make us jealous? Well, congrats cause you made me jealous...But you also made me determined to go to Japan one day!

Comments: he is a one of a kind lecturer you can never find anywhere else!

I will be~~

I will be - Avril Lavigne

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Today, my materials lecturer related one of the application of ferromagnetic metals (naturally posesses magnetic field) with our daily stuff. There are two types which is hard metals and soft metals.

This is how he related it....

Hard metals are harder to magnetize and demagnetize while soft metals are easy to magnetize and demagnetize. Some devices requires soft metals and some requires hard metals.

1st way : Its like carbohydrates and fat. One is easier to extract energy from (carbohydrates) and the other is harder (fat). Then why dont we store carbohydrates instead of fat as source of backup energy? Its because storing as fat is less bulky and therefore takes up less space and weighs less. Unlike moving creatures, plants store food in form of carbohydrates cause they dont move. If we were to store food in the form of carbohydrate, we can just cut out part of our body and eat it to get instant energy.

2nd way : Men stores fat in their tummy. Women stores fat in their...? Breast? WRONG! In their thighs and buttocks. Theory is that during ancient times, men go out hunting. If the fat is stored in their thighs and buttocks, they wont be able to run fast. Storing fat in their tummy, where the centre of gravity is, still allows them to run. That's why if you see a policeman with a tummy, dont criticize him, HE CAN RUN!

3rd way : But then tummy isnt a good place to store fat, the best place is the thighs and buttocks. However, men still cant store fat at their thighs and buttocks because of the existance of their genitals. It might disrupt certain "THINGS". Even so, the fat located at the tummy is easier to burn than fat located in the thighs or buttocks.

Conclusion : In the end, it is all based on the application, what characteristics is needed for the device. I am talking bout the metals, not fat.

24 hours diarrhoea...

Last two nights I had chicken rendang for my dinner and right after that, I was going to the toilet. I thought it was normal cause the serai in the rendang is supposed to make go easier...

After a few times of going in and out of the toilet, I was still telling myself "it's the serai"...then there is this stomachache like something twirling in my stomach. Couldnt get myself to sleep and I was still going to the toilet till about 4 am. The last was about 5 am before I got to sleep. Then about 9 in the morning, I went to the toilet again and continued sleeping till 12. Woke up and went to toilet again before I went to eat lunch. Went to TOILET again after lunch and a few more times after that until dinner...this time I only drank warm barley and a taufufa for dinner. Later, I went down to the minimart to get a loaf of bread and a bottle of marmalade jam and ate it as dinner. Was still going to toilet till about 9 pm...After that, my stomach was still hurting but didnt went to toilet anymore. I guess I have clear every single piece of shiet in my system, LOL.

Conclusion: Having a diarrhoe for 24 hours is not good especially for my butt-hole. IT HURTS LIKE HELL AFTER 5 TIMES OF GOING TO THE TOILET. And I went a total of more than 20 times to the toilet...And the bloody headache I got because of it also...

Lesson learnt: I guess I wont be touching rendang for quite some time....

Phew..midterm's over and Week 10 is coming

Week 10 is coming meaning that I have about a month more to my finals...HOLY SHIET!

Many things havent catch up. Since the midterm break I have been trailing behind in...all the subject! SHIET!

That day I thought I screwed up my Applied Dynamics midterm but it turns out that I managed to answer 3 out of 4 questions but the 1 more carries more marks...my course work is 11.06% out of 15% for that midterm.

Other exam's went fine such as the Workshop Technology which I blogged about it few days ago. But I think finals wont be that easy cause it will be subjective and there is a whole lot of theories! SHIET!

The second exam for Engineering maths I think went quite well. If I didnt make any careless mistakes I might be able to get 18/20 cause there are two answrs which I "shoot". Again, luckily it was objective also. SO...finals....SHIET!

Yesterday I had my strength of materials exam. I can do it...but there is one question which I missed the negative sign....SHIET!

Basically...SHIET! Haha...

One thing good is....Fast & Furious 4....Woo! Syiok! Nice movie...

"Godlike"

Recently I like this particular word "Godlike".
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The feeling is so powerful that it makes you addicted and want to do something Godlike.
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Can say I have found my abstract drug.

God-like-Tete!

Things always present themselves at the weirdest of time

This week is the week for this semester's FINAL exam and guess what I did last night...
DOTA!! WTF!!! haha...

Well DOTA has its teachings as well. After losing like bullshit yesterday, I figured that It is not the enemy, but a question of whether you are prepared enough for it

Not sure if it is true but a game can reveal one's true self. The way they play MIGHT reflect on them. Havent confirm this yet so....it is still not a conclusion.

Good Luck to all em em eww-ians for the Finals!

The intersection between 2008 and 2009

Host: We are back after the short commercial with again....Mr. Tete.

Tete: Its me again...

Host: Well, a few more questions before you go... What is the last thing you did for 2008?

Tete: Good question...if you all missed the commercial just now, let me brief you through what happened. We (Jack, Mao, Gou and me) bought ourselves movie ticket to Bedtime Stories which will was aired at 12.15am earlier so at 12 we rushed to the cinema in Jack's car. It was new year so I thought of being a little crazy...We opened the car windows and shouted "Happy New Year!" before we depart, shouted again "Happy New Year!" at motorist on the streets, shouted "Happy New Year!" to the people at Kuning (a makan stall), shouted "Happy New Year!" yet again when passing by a mamak stall, and because of the traffic congestion, parked the car at Jusco and ran quite a distance then crossed a big road to our destination. Went up a stair just to find that the door at the top leading to the shopping complex was already locked, ran down and went for the lift instead, bought ourselves drinks and popcorns and went into the cinema.

Host: Whoa...crazy nite eh...So did you guys made it in time for the movie?

Tete: We went in puff-ing like we just ran a 100m race (actually we did, just that it wasnt a race and it wasnt 100m) to our seats and the movie started already. I did get a call from my mom wishing me Happy New Year though...

Host: Awww....So what was the first thing you did for 2009?

Tete: Drank Coke and laugh my ass off watching the movie. For those who are planning to watch the movie Bedtime Stories, look out for Bugsy. You will definitely not miss him! Too bad for my housemate, there wasnt any Chinese subtitle, so he didnt really enjoyed the movie...Mostly the movie relates to the children games and songs. If you are English educated during pre-school then you will be able to follow the movie completely but dont worry for people who are not. Its just a part of the movie. I guarantee you, you will enjoy it...Damn Bugsy...LoL

Host: I see you have a good time. Well I guess that's it. Before we go off, can we take a picture of you for rememberance?

Tete: Of course, it's my pleasure. Who would deny free publicity?

HAPPY 2009!

Oh mi gosh...2009

Well...on 30th Dec was super hectic...this havent done that havent done...this got prob that got prob...

BUT today! on the 31st Dec of 2008... it all ends...assignment handed up! my subject registration problem, settled! (well that is what the fella promised me...next year only worry bout it...next year is tomorrow...=.=)

Ahhh...who gib a damn....ne-mine wan la...its the end of the year...

New Year resolution? Havent thought of any...

What are my feelings about the coming year? Same bullshit but this time the quantity is larger.

How would I summarize 2008? It was a hell of a year...many happenings

What I like most bout 2008? I changed a lot this year mostly because I stepped out of my comfort zone but I tell you, you must be fraaaking prepared for anything! Be ready to go down and stand up again.

Any wishes or hopes? Well...good luck to everyone and if you dont feel satisfied with 2008...do something to ROCK the grounds off 2009! Hell yeah! \/ (peace)

YES IS A STRONG WORD. MAKE USE OF IT!

Drama presentation and a "guailan" lecturer

Today was the presentation for my Malaysian Studies' group's drama. We did unity through history talking about how unity is achieved before we gained independence. Quite funny sia watching the results of our work xD. Will upload the video here once I get it.

After my presentation, there were a few others and halfway through the last presentation something you might never ever encounter in your life ever happened live in front of me. There is about 20+ mins left before our time ends and then this lecturer came in to our class saying this with a voice so loud and sharp it sounds like an order...

Lecturer X: Okay, I need you all to get out of here. I am having a class right now.
My friend (Zhi Rong): But sir, we still have about twenty minutes before our class ends.
Lecturer X: I know that but I need you all to get out right now cause I need to prepare for a test.
Mdm Husni (my lecturer): Mr. X, we still have about 20mins before our my session ends and we are in the middle of a presentation now.
Lecturer X: Okay okay alright.
Zhi Rong: Walao...zhi ge lao shi sibeh guai lan. "first time see this kind of lecturer" (in chinese, dont know how to type)

Seriously no manners lo this type of people. Even if he didnt see the lecturer in the class but he still must ask the students properly or at least ask whether the lecturer is there and proceed to the lecturer and ask properly. WTF just enter the lecture hall from behind (the lecture hall is inclined) and just shout like that. F-ing no manners...No use studying until degree level with an attitude like that!

How id**tic can some "MALAYsians" be

If you have read the front page of this paper then you will know what I mean...if not, go read it! it is the 23rd Nov 2008 copy.

You can also read it here on thestaronline -->>> http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/11/23/nation/2626876&sec=nation